PA police department is looking for a few good people to get drunk
Want to get drunk and not get in trouble with the cops?
Kutztown’s police department is looking for three volunteers to help train officers in administering sobriety tests.
Qualified people must be available between 2:30 p.m. to 7 p.m. on April 4.
Be between ages 25 and 40
Be in good health
Have no history of drug or alcohol abuse.
Clean criminal history
Be willing to get drunk off of hard liquor
Have a designated person available to get you home and take care of you after the training
Sign a liability waiver
Alcohol will be provided. Though you probably won’t be allowed to drink it from a Pringles can.
Those interested can contact Kutztown police at 610–683–3545. The original Facebook post is below.